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04 August โ™ฅ 155975 rizzo-anthony (mentosmorii)

rue-nightly:

casettadellorso:

mentosmorii:

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range

FILED UNDER LMFAOwhy doES THIS WORK SO WELLi fall into the trap every damn time tooqueuebacca
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